Mat's Web Page (An attempt at some sort of humour) | |||||||||||||||||
| To All The Great People of The World, WELCOME | |||||||||||||||||
|
Contrary to popular belief (Gas and Kris) I am not obsessed with the Simpsons. However, I do think that it is probably the best programme on T.V at the moment. I bet you're impressed with this little animation I've got on here aren't you. Well thank the kind people at FortuneCity for that. One of the most irratating things about the BBC showing Simpsons is that they keep showing repeats. There must be a few thousand episodes because its been around for ages. STOP SHOWING REPEATS! | ||||||||||||||||
| Frank Dobermann has a few words to say... | |||||||||||||||||
|
Now, I admire these internet people. Surfing away without any wawter in sight! Its quite a remarkable achievement. But if an internet person came into my house using his geeky language infront of the wife and kids!I'd say Oi! No you are not going to use your nerdy internet tawk in my house you filthy net geek! Now take your hard drive and your modem and hop it! I'd give him a slap. - And you'd be quite right Frank, quite right. | ||||||||||||||||
|
Bruce Lee is the hardest person ever to have set foot on the Earth. As voted for by Sheep, BigWig (Blackcurrant tango and a chip butty), Doc(probably) and Gramps. A staircase has now been named after him, beneath there is a shrine to his existence. Visit Pontefract NEW College and ava gander. Bruce Lee has only been matched this century by Mr.T and Superman. Sheep has a particularly bad obsession and he is often seen swinging on the bannisters attempting to copy his hero. | ||||||||||||||||
| |||||||||||||||||
|
This page has been visited
|